Pirate Smile | Texts | Jay and Kory

Jay: He’s lucky I didn’t dislocate his jaw.
Kori: Yes, he’s lucky YOU didn’t. He wasn’t so lucky when he got to me, though.
Jay: Is he still alive?
Kori: If he died again, don’t you think I would have texted you first?
Jay: Fair enough. Any bone damage?
Kori: Hopefully.
Jay: Remember. You’re the one that fell in love with him.
Kori: Why do you think I hit him?
Jay: Never change, Kory.
Kori: As if I could.
Kori: I take it you’re taking the stray in?
Jay: He’s still in the system here. I’m not gonna stop him.
Kori: Where’s he been staying? He told me he’s been here a week.
Jay: No clue. Didn’t ask. Didn’t care, really. He just showed up in my library yesterday, looking like he’d crawled out of a septic tank.
Kori: He didn’t look any better when he came around mine, honestly, though I suppose the shiner you gave him only contributed to that.
Kori: Speaking of which… do you think you or Henri can come over and fix my door? I may or may not have ripped it off of its hinges and I’d rather not have to explain what happened to a carpenter.
Jay: I’ll come over tomorrow. Might as well get reacquainted with your apartment. 10 a.m. okay?
Kori: I’ll just be getting off my shift around then, so that sounds perfect. Want me to make breakfast? I’ve got plenty of eggs.
Jay: Sounds great. I’ll come hungry. Tomorrow is an eight mile run. Mind if Roxy comes with?
Kori: Of course not! I’ll grab some of those bones she likes on the way home from work. Any other requests? We could always do lunch, too, if you’re still around. I doubt it’ll take you that long to fix a door, though.
Jay: You still got a copy of Princess Bride?
Kori: Never leaves the DVD player. It’s been ages since I’ve watched it, though.
Jay: Breakfast and a movie. And a repair job. See you at 10.