thewhysarewise:
Jay’s mouth said friend. His eyes did not. Eddie doubted he had many—otherwise they would be present, especially if there was so much as a shred of truth to his next grandiose statement. He certainly couldn’t complain of uninteresting conversation He felt like he was trapped inside an hourglass, searching for the one illuminating grain of sand that would reveal just how much truth was in the concoction of Jay’s tale. But the sand kept raining down on his head, getting in his mouth and eyes—everything was distorted. Eddie’s eyes narrowed by a fraction, irritated because he didn’t disbelieve.
“That is quite an achievement,” he said carefully, lifting his glass to take a sip. 27 years of brewed gasoline was what he tasted, but not a trace of his displeasure showed on his face. “How does one go about coming back from the dead—without a considerable amount of paper work? Though I suppose it is rather a hobby for Gotham’s wealthy.”
If Jay hadn’t been part of his company’s unsanctioned missions—if he had never seen a battle before, Eddie supposed he might as well walk off the nearest bridge because his deductive skills were slipping. He nodded, biding time more than offering courtesy.
"Me?” he drawled the word as harmlessly as he could, before flicking his eyes up to meet Jay’s iridescent ones. “I own half the patrons in here—and they’re all so…blissfully unaware of the fact.”
Eddie allowed the smallest of smiles to tug at his lips. Two could play at the game of vagueness.
“Let’s just call me an entrepreneur."
Jay’s eyes twinkled, the humor of Eddie’s words not lost on him.
"Oh, you know. The heart stops, you get supposed brain death. They toe tag you, then you wake up in a body bag. The usual, right?”
Amusement crossed his face, then sadness. The thousand yard stare is back, aimed at nothing in particular.
“Oddly enough, they say I’m healthy as an ox now. No lasting effects, but…well, for some reason, the eyes changed. Nothing I could do about it. Kinda funny that way, you know? You never get to control the things that matter most to you.”
“Managed to stay alive after that, however. From Gulags to the plains of Africa to the alleys here at home, nothing else was as bad as that night.”
Why the hell was he talking so much? The challenge of knowing that this stranger was dangerously smart? The whiskey? Maybe, although Jay’s liver was nearly indestructible these days. Maybe it was the sentimentality of it being his dying day.
“A businessman. Good ol’ honest capitalism! Except, come on now Eddie. You’re not a frontman for any company. What are you, on a board? Shadow organization for a new world order? You’re far too well dressed to be insane, so I’d have to assume you’re well off-or very good at pretending.”